Oldmills chan http://www.gatheronline.net/index.php Sun, 20 May 2012 12:32:30 -0500 20 http://www.gatheronline.net/index.php http://www.gatheronline.net/index.php?showtopic=19898 Hello everyone, great looking place you have here and looks nice and friendly looking forward to getting to know you all ]]> Humbledude spoofini Tue, 04 Sep 2007 07:27:59 -0500 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 12:59:31 -0600 19898 http://www.gatheronline.net/index.php?showtopic=20024 Been awhile, thought I would stop in and say hey to anyone still about from the old days. Hope I find all in good health and humor.. DDOGG KillerG Wed, 20 Jul 2011 20:05:14 -0500 Tue, 26 Jul 2011 14:27:39 -0500 20024 http://www.gatheronline.net/index.php?showtopic=19803 Hiya to all that may still remember me it has been atleast 2 years since I was here last. Hope all is well with you all. DDOGG billysablo Sun, 19 Aug 2007 13:41:20 -0500 Tue, 21 Aug 2007 18:06:22 -0500 19803 http://www.gatheronline.net/index.php?showtopic=19627
Regards,
Janek]]> JanekMakowski billysablo Tue, 31 Jul 2007 22:17:14 -0500 Sat, 04 Aug 2007 11:37:32 -0500 19627 http://www.gatheronline.net/index.php?showtopic=19480 ]]> flymo1966 Teloriun Sat, 21 Jul 2007 03:35:07 -0500 Tue, 24 Jul 2007 15:47:40 -0500 19480 http://www.gatheronline.net/index.php?showtopic=19483 I love pretty graphics (such as for desktops) and I love p2p sharing (don't ask... ok, go ahead and ask). Once in a while I like to venture into the world of PSP and make a cool photo manipulation and the color I can't live without lately is that super bright juicy green (green with a lot of yellow in it) - it just makes me feel alive... ok, 'nuf about me but if you want to know more, ask.

Glad to be here...]]> isotoxin Teloriun Sat, 21 Jul 2007 03:44:43 -0500 Tue, 24 Jul 2007 15:48:07 -0500 19483 http://www.gatheronline.net/index.php?showtopic=19469 Hi ppl how is everyone in here , just peaking around here to see what this is all about anyway everyone have a nice day.. caspercaper Teloriun Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:53:34 -0500 Tue, 24 Jul 2007 15:49:15 -0500 19469 http://www.gatheronline.net/index.php?showtopic=19468
so Hi

]]> Scorpius Teloriun Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:40:35 -0500 Tue, 24 Jul 2007 15:50:25 -0500 19468 http://www.gatheronline.net/index.php?showtopic=19491
For those who remember how it all started back in the day.

Check out this latest fashion statement, and bear in mind how it could shape the future.

Some clever person has launched this T-shirt in the States for the bargain price of 25 bucks, it runs off 3 AAA batteries and actually moves. Personally I think its awesome but have held off on buying one because I'd forget to switch it off before throwing it in the washing machine.



Also in the range:



and

]]> Scorpius Crazy Lady Sat, 21 Jul 2007 11:07:07 -0500 Sat, 21 Jul 2007 12:03:32 -0500 19491 http://www.gatheronline.net/index.php?showtopic=19706
Little Johnny is waving his hand like crazy, well the teacher knows how little Johnny is so she doesn’t want to call on him.

Finally, she gives in and calls on Johnny, “All right Johnny, what did you do this weekend?” Johnny says,” I rode in my wagon and had my dog pull me, well we came to this steep hill and we got going really fast, my dog couldn’t run fast enough.

The handle of the wagon rammed up his ass.” The teacher interupts and corrects Johnny by saying,”Rectum Johnny, Rectum.”

Johnny says,”Recked UM? It damn near killed him!”]]> albionic Humbledude Wed, 08 Aug 2007 13:06:22 -0500 Fri, 14 Sep 2007 13:48:13 -0500 19706 http://www.gatheronline.net/index.php?showtopic=19705
“Did you get that for your birthday?” he asked. “Nope,” Jimmy replied.

“Well did you get it for Christmas then?” Johnny asked. “Nope.”

“You didn’t steal it, did you?” “No,” said Jimmy. “I went into Mom and Dad’s bedroom the other night when they ‘doing the nasty’.

Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me. Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Jimmy’s new watch.

He vowed to get one for himself. That night he waited outside his parents’ room until he heard the unmistakable noises of lovemaking.

Johnny swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom. His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and asked him angrily; “What do you want now?”

“I wanna watch,” Johnny replied. Without missing a stroke, his father said, “Fine. Stand in the corner and keep quiet, then.”]]> albionic billysablo Wed, 08 Aug 2007 13:03:56 -0500 Thu, 06 Sep 2007 18:10:50 -0500 19705 http://www.gatheronline.net/index.php?showtopic=19559 Another student says, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher again replies "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either."
Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher looked at him and said "No...But that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion." So the student replies, "Then I definitely shit my pants."
]]> albionic albionic Thu, 26 Jul 2007 13:51:34 -0500 Thu, 26 Jul 2007 13:51:34 -0500 19559 http://www.gatheronline.net/index.php?showtopic=19534
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his pen!s in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.

Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely...

A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?]]> albionic billysablo Tue, 24 Jul 2007 10:57:31 -0500 Thu, 06 Sep 2007 18:08:10 -0500 19534 http://www.gatheronline.net/index.php?showtopic=19532 Excited by this, they make love furiously, with their arms and legs waving about everywhere.
When they are finished, the woman says, surprised, "You never had sex with me like that 50 years ago", to which the man replies "Well, that fence wasn't electric 50 years ago."]]> albionic albionic Tue, 24 Jul 2007 10:05:13 -0500 Tue, 24 Jul 2007 10:05:13 -0500 19532 http://www.gatheronline.net/index.php?showtopic=19525 "Sir," she said, "the ladies room is unoccupied. You may use it only if you promise not to touch the buttons on the wall."
He was about to explode, and would have promised anything, so he agreed to her terms. The relief was pure joy, and as he sat there, savouring the feeling, he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Three white buttons were identified with the letters: WW, WA and PP, and there was one red button labeled ATR.
Who would really know if he touched them? He could not just sit there and resist a challenge like this, so he pushed thw WW button. Warm Water was sprayed gently on his bottom. Such a nice feeling came over him, the men's washroom didn't have nice things like this. Anticipating even greater pleasure, he pressed the WA button.
Warm Air replaced the warm water, wafted and swirled about, gently drying his underside.He knew what he was going to do when the warm air stopped, and without hesitation, he pressed the PP button. A large Powder Puff caressed his bottom, adding a fragrant smell of spring flowers to his unbelievable pleasure.
The ladies room was far more than a restroom, it was a place of tender loving pleasure! He could hardly wait for the powder puff to quit. When it did he pressed what he knew was going to be the ultimate joy!
He knew he was in the hospital room as soon as he opened his eyes. A nurse was staring down at him with a smirk on her face. "What happened? How did I get here? The last thing I remember, I was in the ladies restroom!" "You pushed too many buttons," replied the nurse, as her smirk expanded to a grin. "That last button marked ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover.]]> albionic billysablo Mon, 23 Jul 2007 15:31:27 -0500 Thu, 06 Sep 2007 18:07:37 -0500 19525 http://www.gatheronline.net/index.php?showtopic=19524
A wizard was taking a walk in a park and came to this statue of man and a woman sculpted in an erotic position. The wizard thought to himself, "You know, I'm gonna do something nice today. I'm going to bring this statue of this man and woman to life and let them have a half hour to do whatever the want."
So the wizard brings these two figures to life. He tells them, "I'm gonna let you two have an entire half hour to do whatever you want to do. So, go about your business."
The man and the woman look at each other, and head for some nearby bushes.
The wizard, feeling really happy about what he's done as he notices the rustle of leaves by the bushes.
After 10 minutes, the man and the woman come out of the bushes, smiling and laughing. They walk over to the wizard and thank him for bringing them to life.
"How was it?" inquired the wizard. "It was great for me. How about you, honey?" replied the man.
"Oh, it was great for me, too." responded the woman.
The wizard, somewhat confused, says, "Well, you two were only there for 10 minutes. It sounds like you had a great time. Why don't you go back in the bushes and do it again. You still have twenty minutes of life."
The man, smiling, looks at the woman, and says, "Okay, but this time you hold the pigeon while I sh*t on it."]]> albionic Crazy Lady Mon, 23 Jul 2007 15:16:41 -0500 Mon, 23 Jul 2007 17:13:02 -0500 19524 http://www.gatheronline.net/index.php?showtopic=19523
A little later in the day, Dr. Smith called George's wife and said, "Your husband's test results were fine, but he said something strange that has been bugging me. He claims that God turns the light on and off for him when uses the bathroom at night."

Thelma exclaimed, "That old fool! He's been peeing in the refrigerator again!"]]> albionic Teloriun Mon, 23 Jul 2007 15:14:34 -0500 Tue, 24 Jul 2007 16:05:59 -0500 19523 http://www.gatheronline.net/index.php?showtopic=19448 See you all around the forums]]> albionic Teloriun Thu, 19 Jul 2007 16:10:57 -0500 Tue, 24 Jul 2007 15:50:58 -0500 19448 http://www.gatheronline.net/index.php?showtopic=19446
my name is, inoy. I hope I don't inoy anyone.

-inoy]]> inoy Teloriun Thu, 19 Jul 2007 13:31:07 -0500 Tue, 24 Jul 2007 15:51:27 -0500 19446 http://www.gatheronline.net/index.php?showtopic=18965 really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.




My Husband wouldn't be missing he would be DEAD!!!]]> Black Cloud Teloriun Mon, 18 Jun 2007 13:41:21 -0500 Tue, 19 Jun 2007 13:40:28 -0500 18965